apparently i’m a brunette anna with one fucking random ass blonde streak ok

themebloge:

Deactivated Theme:

makes it look like you’ve deleted your blog or it doesnt exist and basically mirrors the actual page youd get if you had. its ideal if youve changed you url and dont want people to find you (thats why IM using it) or any other reason 

If you want to make it realistic: be sure to change your icon to this picture (dw about sizing it will fit) and make your blog title “Not Found.”

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queerpong:

"YOUR GAY" they shouted. "DUDE YOUR GAY!!!" i ignored them. it wasnt until i got home that i realized my gay had escaped. those kind men were trying to tell me he was running away

keatonstrombergs:

the fbi will never catch me

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iamtheruby:

scotsmcall:

zaynyboy:

ok but literally how

HE WENT TO HOGWARTS THERE’S NO OTHER EXPLANATION

WELL SOMEONE GOT THEIR LETTER TO HOGWARTS

actionables:

lovelixst:

rivendellcustomersupport:

this was designed for very young children and i am not a young child i am a 260 pound man

how did you get in there.

How did you get out

juliansballclenchingfalsetto:

i would recognize a band member in public faster than my own parents

weloveshortvideos:

My dog York won’t do it for the Vine - Vine by Wellington Boyce

“okay loki but this is your LAST CHANCE I MEAN IT THIS TIME”

thor every single fucking time (via thorithorson)

pizzapuffs:

validx2:

When your parents get mad that you cant find something that’s not where it’s supposed to be

P L E A S E

fckyeahundergroundhiphop:

fuegoking:

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

The rarest most illest shit I’ve ever seen in my entire LIFEE

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relahvant:

more like what my Friday night looks like

oh wait

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bikinipowerbottom:

When a white girl smokes weed one time

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